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Love and Friendship

Love Is Not About Expressing Lovely Words Its about Understanding A gentle Touch Of Pure Heart !!
And Friendship is To Sit Together And Laugh About The Nonsense Said Above....

Characters: 174 | SMS Length: 2 | Category: Funny SMS

Perfect Soul Mate

I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza....

Characters: 163 | SMS Length: 2 | Category: Funny SMS

For Justin Bieber Haters

Dear JB Haters,
I owe my life to Justin. On March 9th 2010 I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible car crash.

One day my nurse turned the Radio to Justin's Song, so I got up
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And turned the Radio off.......!!...

Characters: 244 | SMS Length: 2 | Category: Funny SMS

When We are in Class. We Are Students

Students Vs Teachers :-

When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.

When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,

When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote

When We don't do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don't do, they are Busy,

When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty...

Characters: 435 | SMS Length: 3 | Category: Funny SMS

What is the perfect example

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)...

Characters: 186 | SMS Length: 2 | Category: Funny SMS

girl: hi baby! :) boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed)

girl: hi baby! :)
boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)

girl: are u there??
boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)

girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
boy: honey im not.... im here..
(sending failed)

girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!
boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >_<
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.
(message sent) :P :D...

Characters: 331 | SMS Length: 3 | Category: Funny SMS

This is Student Life Definitions Altered

This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D

SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes
SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D
EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listeni...

Characters: 1055 | SMS Length: 7 | Category: Funny SMS

U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids

Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No

Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son....

Characters: 225 | SMS Length: 2 | Category: Funny SMS

Sunglasses

Sunglasses:
Allowing You To Stare At
People Without Getting
Caught.
It's Like Facebook In Real Life....

Characters: 104 | SMS Length: 1 | Category: Funny SMS

A Journey Of A Thousand

A Journey Of A Thousand
Miles Begins With A Single Step.

Then,
You Get In A Car
And Go To The Airport.

It Doesn't Take That Long :p...

Characters: 140 | SMS Length: 1 | Category: Funny SMS

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There's d Winning Rhymes

My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not

I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies...

Characters: 436 | SMS Length: 3 | Category: Funny SMS

boy: how do i play the guitar

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/...

Characters: 161 | SMS Length: 2 | Category: Funny SMS

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.

LA...

Characters: 619 | SMS Length: 4 | Category: Funny SMS

As per research

As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

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Characters: 205 | SMS Length: 2 | Category: Funny SMS

As per research

As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

...

Characters: 205 | SMS Length: 2 | Category: Funny SMS

There have been many time in 2011

There have been many time in 2011
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2012....

Characters: 179 | SMS Length: 2 | Category: Funny SMS

It's Perfectly Legal To

It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

Good Morning :-)...

Characters: 119 | SMS Length: 1 | Category: Funny SMS

All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off

All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off
(Shakespeare)

All Boys Are Innocent Before The Lights Are Switched Off
(Shakespeare'S Wife)...

Characters: 154 | SMS Length: 1 | Category: Funny SMS

Do you know how it feels to love

Do you know
how it feels to love
someone who doesnt
love you ?
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.
.
Its like
waiting for a boat at the airport

...

Characters: 129 | SMS Length: 1 | Category: Funny SMS

Interesting moments in our daily life

Interesting moments in our daily life:

Trying hard to find the mobile when it is in silent mode
A random day dream & then realizing that you were staring at someone by mistake
Restarting the song when you miss your most favorite line
Everything else becoming more interesting when its exam time
Enjoying the moment when someone interrupts the class for an important announcement
Shouting 'sirrrr/missss' when its 1o b4 break...

Life is fun when you take it as simple as it actually is...

Characters: 499 | SMS Length: 4 | Category: Funny SMS

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