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When We are in Class. We Are Students Students Vs Teachers :- When We are in Class. We Are Students. When they are in class They are Scholars. When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting. When they Correct their, its Correction, When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters, When they Copy they Quote When We don't do our work in time, We are Sluggish, When they don't do, they are Busy, When We Joke in class, We are Jokers, When They are joke, They r Witty... Characters: 435 | SMS Length: 3 | Category: Funny SMS

What is the perfect example What is the perfect example of both Good & Bad Luck? The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck) but at the same time Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)... Characters: 186 | SMS Length: 2 | Category: Funny SMS

girl: hi baby! :) boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: hi baby! :) boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl: are u ignoring me or what ??? boy: honey im not.... im here.. (sending failed) girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again! boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >_< . . (message sent) :P :D... Characters: 331 | SMS Length: 3 | Category: Funny SMS

This is Student Life Definitions Altered This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listeni... Characters: 1055 | SMS Length: 7 | Category: Funny SMS

U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids Lady On Fone Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids. Man Stunnd,Omg! R U Riya No Anu? No Pari? No Jasi? No Lady in confusion No Sir I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.... Characters: 225 | SMS Length: 2 | Category: Funny SMS

Sunglasses Sunglasses: Allowing You To Stare At People Without Getting Caught. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.... Characters: 104 | SMS Length: 1 | Category: Funny SMS

A Journey Of A Thousand A Journey Of A Thousand Miles Begins With A Single Step. Then, You Get In A Car And Go To The Airport. It Doesn't Take That Long :p... Characters: 140 | SMS Length: 1 | Category: Funny SMS

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line & the Least Romantic 2nd Line There's d Winning Rhymes My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot This Describes Everything You r Not I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies... Characters: 436 | SMS Length: 3 | Category: Funny SMS

boy: how do i play the guitar boy: how do i play the guitar???? girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :| boy: am i so good??? :D :O girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/... Characters: 161 | SMS Length: 2 | Category: Funny SMS

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State Laws Which Newton Forgot To State LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings. LA... Characters: 619 | SMS Length: 4 | Category: Funny SMS

As per research As per research A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000 Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words & wife starts her 30,000.. ... Characters: 205 | SMS Length: 2 | Category: Funny SMS

As per research As per research A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000 Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words & wife starts her 30,000.. ... Characters: 205 | SMS Length: 2 | Category: Funny SMS

There have been many time in 2011 There have been many time in 2011 when I may disturbed you troubled u irritated u bugged u . . . . today I just wanna tell you . . . . I plan to continue it in 2012.... Characters: 179 | SMS Length: 2 | Category: Funny SMS

It's Perfectly Legal To It's Perfectly Legal To Kill Someone In Your Dreams, That's Why I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday Good Morning :-)... Characters: 119 | SMS Length: 1 | Category: Funny SMS

All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare) All Boys Are Innocent Before The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare'S Wife)... Characters: 154 | SMS Length: 1 | Category: Funny SMS

Do you know how it feels to love Do you know how it feels to love someone who doesnt love you ? . . . . . Its like waiting for a boat at the airport ... Characters: 129 | SMS Length: 1 | Category: Funny SMS

Interesting moments in our daily life Interesting moments in our daily life: Trying hard to find the mobile when it is in silent mode A random day dream & then realizing that you were staring at someone by mistake Restarting the song when you miss your most favorite line Everything else becoming more interesting when its exam time Enjoying the moment when someone interrupts the class for an important announcement Shouting 'sirrrr/missss' when its 1o b4 break... Life is fun when you take it as simple as it actually is... Characters: 499 | SMS Length: 4 | Category: Funny SMS

Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions: Commerce : What Is Ur Name? (10 Mrks) Science: What Is Ur Name & Its Origin? Give Relations &Applied Aspects Along With It'S Logical Significance. Also Explain With The Help Of Graph. It'S Upper & Lower Limits.<B>(1+1+1=3 Marks)</b> Banda Fail Nae Hoga To Kya Top Krega? =P =D... Characters: 356 | SMS Length: 3 | Category: Funny SMS

A Grammar Freak Girl To Her Boyfriend A Grammar Freak Girl To Her Boyfriend " You Are As Useless As. . . . . . . ''AY'' In ''OKAY'' :P... Characters: 111 | SMS Length: 1 | Category: Funny SMS

One of the best moment of your life 0ne Of D Best Moment Of Your Life Is ... When You Feel 'sad' But You've Got 'someone' Who Does More N More Efforts Just To Make You 'smile' ... Characters: 150 | SMS Length: 1 | Category: Funny SMS

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Don't wait until it's too late
Don't wait until it's too late
to tell someone how much you love,
how much you care.

Because wh... Happy Valentines Day
Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles?
For smiles can be given to any one?
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You are my valentine,
Which is why I have a smile.
Because you are mine,
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Do you know that beside valentine day,
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Because
It Symbolizes That Love Never Gets Old.

And

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