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Title: Funny Jokes
Post by: Arslan Anjum on November 05, 2012, 07:27:25 PM
Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI

Sab profesrs utar gaye...
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Arslan Anjum on November 05, 2012, 07:28:49 PM
Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Arslan Anjum on November 05, 2012, 07:29:52 PM
Dada ji: Beta zara mere daant lana
Pota: Lekin abhi roti to paki nahi hai
Dada ji: Abe, Roti ko mar goli samne wali budiya smile de rahi hai.
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Pari Fiza on November 05, 2012, 07:31:16 PM
lolzzzz bharosa ho to esa

Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Arslan Anjum on November 05, 2012, 07:32:04 PM
Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje tmhari bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Oho phir se tmhara number mil gaya, Sorry!! :D
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Pari Fiza on November 05, 2012, 07:33:55 PM
hahahaha itni gfs rakho ge to yahi hoga na
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Arslan Anjum on November 05, 2012, 07:36:09 PM
Dr. Mareez ke peeche bhag raha tha,
logon ne pucha kya hua?
Dr. bola 4 bar aisa hua
Ye brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa ke bhag jata hai  :P
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Pari Fiza on November 05, 2012, 07:38:35 PM
hehehehe hair cutting ka easy way
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Samira Sheikh on November 06, 2012, 06:20:51 PM
It is said that,
When a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person
she loves the most!
And

When a man does that..

The slide show begins..!!
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Pari Fiza on November 07, 2012, 03:48:36 PM
lolzzz bilkol sahi kaha he
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: saleem on November 09, 2012, 05:16:49 PM

Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts


bohat pyara rishta he shadi to janab
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Samira Sheikh on November 09, 2012, 06:23:14 PM

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI

Sab profesrs utar gaye...
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!


LOL
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Samira Sheikh on November 09, 2012, 06:24:41 PM

Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

hahahaha
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Samira Sheikh on November 09, 2012, 06:27:42 PM

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje tmhari bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Oho phir se tmhara number mil gaya, Sorry!! :D

hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Samira Sheikh on November 09, 2012, 06:29:33 PM

Dr. Mareez ke peeche bhag raha tha,
logon ne pucha kya hua?
Dr. bola 4 bar aisa hua
Ye brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa ke bhag jata hai  :P

Bechara
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Arslan Anjum on November 09, 2012, 07:43:29 PM


Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts


bohat pyara rishta he shadi to janab

Han ji isi liye to Doctor sahib ney mareez ko bhi yehi suggest kiya hai.
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: saleem on November 11, 2012, 12:31:19 AM


Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje tmhari bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Oho phir se tmhara number mil gaya, Sorry!! :D

hahahahahaha

hahahhahha
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: saleem on November 11, 2012, 07:53:23 PM

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI

Sab profesrs utar gaye...
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

hahahhaha self confidence
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Ali on November 14, 2012, 10:39:50 AM

Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

hahhaha yaa true... :P
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Ali on November 14, 2012, 10:48:42 AM

Dada ji: Beta zara mere daant lana
Pota: Lekin abhi roti to paki nahi hai
Dada ji: Abe, Roti ko mar goli samne wali budiya smile de rahi hai.

hahahha.....
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Ali on November 14, 2012, 08:15:03 PM
Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:

Main ne ..... yahooo.. ... Chutti

Teacher shocked... :P
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Ali on November 14, 2012, 08:18:27 PM
Faraz Was Driving Heavy Bike
Achanak Larkian Samny A Gaen

To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Jalaey Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep

Hat Jao Andhiyo

Peep
Peep
Peep
;D
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Ali on November 14, 2012, 08:30:02 PM
Height of fb addiction:
A boy's FACEBOOK status-
i'm online on fb during lecture. Hahaha
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Comment 4m his teacher:
get out of d class now:)
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PRINCIPLE lykd comment.. :-P
CHOKIDAR comented: jaldi a Yra i mbored... :P
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Ali on November 26, 2012, 04:18:49 PM
2 sraiki lover park me bethy chips kha rhy thy. Ankhon men Ankhen
dal k...

Girl sharma k boli...
Tusa meko itna ghor nal Q dekhday paey vey..?

Boy..!
Marren Thoray Thoray kha...
Saray dabi vaindi en...:-D
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Ali on November 26, 2012, 07:09:44 PM
Rehman malik ki

Maa ki


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Azmat ko salam

Assalam.o.alaikum. . .

('.')/ AUNTI"
<)) aisa batmiz
  //_beta paida kia hai aap ne m0bile k piche hi parr gaya,usko b koi grlfrnd dilado phr sale ko pta chale k netwrk bnd hone se kia hota hai....!!! ;-p
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Mariya Abro on November 26, 2012, 11:04:42 PM
yeh joke ha ya taana  derhu hu rehman malik ko ab ku us bechare k peche pre hain sab lo
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Ali on November 27, 2012, 08:54:50 AM
Haha yeh bhi to hath dho kr hamare pechy par gaya hai ;D
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Samira Sheikh on December 02, 2012, 11:11:14 AM

Rehman malik ki

Maa ki


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Azmat ko salam

Assalam.o.alaikum. . .

('.')/ AUNTI"
<)) aisa batmiz
  //_beta paida kia hai aap ne m0bile k piche hi parr gaya,usko b koi grlfrnd dilado phr sale ko pta chale k netwrk bnd hone se kia hota hai....!!! ;-p

Rehman Malik ne aap ki behtari k liye hi yah sab kuch kia tha
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Ali on December 02, 2012, 11:15:49 AM


Rehman malik ki

Maa ki


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Azmat ko salam

Assalam.o.alaikum. . .

('.')/ AUNTI"
<)) aisa batmiz
  //_beta paida kia hai aap ne m0bile k piche hi parr gaya,usko b koi grlfrnd dilado phr sale ko pta chale k netwrk bnd hone se kia hota hai....!!! ;-p

Rehman Malik ne aap ki behtari k liye hi yah sab kuch kia tha
haha yeh behtari nhi aur bhi kharab kr raha hai :P
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Samira Sheikh on December 02, 2012, 11:17:16 AM



Rehman malik ki

Maa ki


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Azmat ko salam

Assalam.o.alaikum. . .

('.')/ AUNTI"
<)) aisa batmiz
  //_beta paida kia hai aap ne m0bile k piche hi parr gaya,usko b koi grlfrnd dilado phr sale ko pta chale k netwrk bnd hone se kia hota hai....!!! ;-p

Rehman Malik ne aap ki behtari k liye hi yah sab kuch kia tha
haha yeh behtari nhi aur bhi kharab kr raha hai :P

kia kharabiyan ho rahi hain ?
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Ali on December 02, 2012, 11:25:32 AM




Rehman malik ki

Maa ki


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.


.
Azmat ko salam

Assalam.o.alaikum. . .

('.')/ AUNTI"
<)) aisa batmiz
  //_beta paida kia hai aap ne m0bile k piche hi parr gaya,usko b koi grlfrnd dilado phr sale ko pta chale k netwrk bnd hone se kia hota hai....!!! ;-p

Rehman Malik ne aap ki behtari k liye hi yah sab kuch kia tha
haha yeh behtari nhi aur bhi kharab kr raha hai :P

kia kharabiyan ho rahi hain ?
yeh baat baat per netwrk band krwa deta hai
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Samira Sheikh on December 02, 2012, 11:49:26 AM





Rehman malik ki

Maa ki


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.
Azmat ko salam

Assalam.o.alaikum. . .

('.')/ AUNTI"
<)) aisa batmiz
  //_beta paida kia hai aap ne m0bile k piche hi parr gaya,usko b koi grlfrnd dilado phr sale ko pta chale k netwrk bnd hone se kia hota hai....!!! ;-p

Rehman Malik ne aap ki behtari k liye hi yah sab kuch kia tha
haha yeh behtari nhi aur bhi kharab kr raha hai :P

kia kharabiyan ho rahi hain ?
yeh baat baat per netwrk band krwa deta hai

tu kia hua network ko bhi aram ki zaroorat hai.
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Ali on December 02, 2012, 12:29:44 PM






Rehman malik ki

Maa ki


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.
Azmat ko salam

Assalam.o.alaikum. . .

('.')/ AUNTI"
<)) aisa batmiz
  //_beta paida kia hai aap ne m0bile k piche hi parr gaya,usko b koi grlfrnd dilado phr sale ko pta chale k netwrk bnd hone se kia hota hai....!!! ;-p

Rehman Malik ne aap ki behtari k liye hi yah sab kuch kia tha
haha yeh behtari nhi aur bhi kharab kr raha hai :P

kia kharabiyan ho rahi hain ?
yeh baat baat per netwrk band krwa deta hai

tu kia hua network ko bhi aram ki zaroorat hai.
baz dafa emergency bhi par jati hai
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Ali on December 03, 2012, 07:29:02 AM
Wife:Aap India jao to mery lye saarhi bhejna,or Dubai jao to jewellery,or France jao to perfume.
Husband jal kar:Jahannum jaon to kia bhejon?
Wife: Apni Video ;D
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Mariya Abro on December 03, 2012, 11:18:34 AM
hahahhaah bari clever hain wife heheheeh
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Ali on December 03, 2012, 11:44:52 AM
Hehe larkiyan hoti hi clever hain ;D
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Mariya Abro on December 03, 2012, 03:18:24 PM
main bhai g apkki bat kr rhy hu :P
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Ali on December 03, 2012, 03:27:16 PM

main bhai g apkki bat kr rhy hu :P
haha ap ny wife ka kaha tha... Aur wife larkiyan hoti hain ;D
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Mariya Abro on December 03, 2012, 03:28:51 PM
ek to pet khali hai damagh kam nhy krha :(
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Ali on December 03, 2012, 03:34:29 PM

ek to pet khali hai damagh kam nhy krha :(
hehe mujhy to ap ka dimagh bhi khali lag raha hai ;D
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Mariya Abro on December 03, 2012, 03:36:14 PM
 :othek pehchana abhy to waqye ma khali ha
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Ali on December 03, 2012, 03:44:30 PM

:othek pehchana abhy to waqye ma khali ha
haha to ap ja kr rest krin nd mind refresh krin
Title: Re: Funny Jokes
Post by: Mariya Abro on December 03, 2012, 03:47:43 PM
ok me going  8)
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